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Bill the Klan!
By Bruce VanWyngarden
JANUARY 26, 1998:
When the Ku Klux Klan looks back on
1998, they will surely count their January trip to Memphis as one
of their greatest triumphs. The Klan won in every
conceivable manner. They came to town, spewed their tired, racist
rhetoric, incited a mini-riot, got back on their buses, and
presumably laughed all the way home to Indiana. The city spent
tens of thousands of our tax dollars coping with these
Sheets-for-Brains, first protecting them and then cleaning up the
mess they left behind. Plain and simple, the Klan made Memphis
look foolish its leaders, its media, its police, and its
citizens.
So whos to blame? All of the above.
How do we avoid it happening again? More about that later.
Many local leaders took the high road initially. They urged
citizens to ignore the Klan. Listening to them gives them
credibility, said Johnnie Turner, executive secretary of
the NAACP. In an ideal world, that would have been a terrific
strategy, one that would have left the Klan preaching to an empty
street. But you cant take the high road when youre
dealing with low-lifes. Many people are simply too outraged by
the Klans garbage; they feel a need to take action.
That need to take action was also exacerbated by most of the
local media. Television stations ran promos about their upcoming
coverage of the Klan rally all week, complete with exciting shots
of protesters shaking down a chain-link fence to get at the
pointy-headed bastards. The Flyer ran a commentary in this space
urging people to speak out against the Klan. By weeks end
everyone, including the police and our political leaders, was
expecting a crowd downtown on Saturday.
That crowd turned out to be a disorganized group of ordinary
families, non-violent pseudo-Gandhians, anarchists,
curiosity-seekers, journalists, and gang members. There was no
focal point, no real leadership, no agenda, so this disparate
bunch mostly milled around and shouted at the police.
The police, without apparent warning, got nervous and began using
their nifty leaf-blower tear-gas weapons on the unsuspecting
assemblage. Though no one was seriously hurt, their actions
merely served to give the trouble-making elements of the crowd an
excuse to do their window-breaking mischief.
What should we have done differently? Hindsight is 20-20, but
Saturdays events could have been avoided with a bit of
planning. In other cities most recently Pittsburgh
religious and community leaders and politicians have put together
organized counter-rallies when the Klan came to town. A positive
focal point is thus created for those who wish to protest. The
mayor speaks, ministers pray, a gospel choir sings songs of
brotherhood. Everybody feels better and conflict is avoided. The
Klan goes away disappointed. Its worked elsewhere; why not
here?
And for good measure, heres another idea to ensure that
these morons dont come rushing back to our fair city.
Lets send a bill to the Ku Klux Klan for all costs incurred
by the city during their rally. The extra police salaries,
tear-gas canisters, clean-up crews, etc. should add up to a tidy
five-figure sum. Inform the Sheetheads that until the bill is
paid they will not be allowed to demonstrate in Memphis again.
After they find someone to read it to them, they may complain
that its illegal. Thats okay. Let em sue. I
know a couple of Memphis judges who would just love to take the
case.
(Bruce VanWyngarden is an associate publisher of Contemporary Media, theFlyers parent company.)
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