Layin' the Smack Down
By Rodney Knox
FEBRUARY 15, 1999:
Its 7 p.m. Monday night at the Wolfchase Galleria and 28-year-old
Allen Keel is joining a stream of men heading for the exit doors.
These men are on a mission. Theres no set pattern as to who they
are. Age and economic standing arent a factor in their flight
to the parking lot. Nevertheless, for millions of them an average
of 35 to 40 million each week Monday night has become a holy
pilgrimage to the altar of the cathode-ray tube. They entrench
themselves into the security of their La-Z-Boys, affix their eyes
to the screen, and tightly grip the remote. Then as the last commercial
fades, a streak of pyrotechnic fire blazes across the screen,
quickly followed by an explosion and pulsing music. Added to the
hypnotic display are strobing lights, wildly ecstatic fans, and
the obligatory scantily clad women. Then it begins a spectacle
of grandiose proportions.
Welcome to wrestling. Once the coveted property of everything
redneck and hickish, it now rivets the attention and pocketbooks
of even the most aristocratic viewers.
For years, Memphis was the hotbed of wrestling. Everyone who was
anyone in wrestling had to do time in the Mid-South to be considered
worthy of national prominence. Then cable television came on the
scene and changed all the rules. This Valentines Day the mythology
of Memphis will begin all over again. On February 14th the biggest
ticket in Sports Entertainment the World Wrestling Federation
will roll into town, pitch its circus tent in The Pyramid, and
put on a show titled The Valentines Day Massacre, for an estimated
3 million viewers. The event will be broadcast via pay-per-view,
bringing worldwide attention to the Mid-South, much to the delight
of Allen Keel and his friends.
You never know what to expect but you gotta watch, or the guys
at work wont have anything to talk to you about, Keel manages
to tell me as he checks his watch. If I dont leave right now,
Ill miss the opening matches. I stand and watch as he climbs
into his BMW and cruises from the lot toward Collierville. Oh,
did I mention Keel is a family practice doctor in East Memphis?
Wrestling is hotter now than ever before, says Power Pro Wrestling
announcer and local meteorologist Dave Brown. Brown has been calling
the action in the squared circle for more than 30 years in Memphis.
Power Pro Wrestling began its run on WMC-TV in April 1998. During
that relatively short length of time, Power Pro has aligned itself
with the monolithic World Wrestling Federation. That partnership
has catapulted the local promotion to the top of the local weekend
ratings. It also helped to bring the big event to the Bluff City.
Bruce Prichard of the WWF explains why Memphis was chosen to host
the event. It had been too long since we were in Memphis. We
had the opportunity to put on a premier event in The Pyramid
Memphiss premier building and the fans had been asking us back.
We feel it worked out very well. Based on ticket sales, the WWF
made the right choice. The Pyramid sold out the event in two days.
The event is sold out, says Prichard, but we will have WWF
superstars also in Memphis on February 12th for a joint event
with Power Pro Wresting on Beale Street. Start time for that
event is 8 p.m. and tickets are available at the New Daisy or
Ticketmaster.
Translated into eight different languages and broadcast into 19
countries, the WWF is a mega entertainment success story. It has
spawned action figures, computer games, videocassettes, music
albums, bed sheets, posters, and T-shirts. T-shirts that each
week rake in an estimated $400,000 a feat 70s T-shirt queen
Farrah Fawcett could not match on her best day. And whose face
is gracing those shirts you may ask? Its not some Barbie-doll-perfect
pitch woman its a beer-swigging, finger-flipping, and jaw-jacking
bald guy in black boots and shorts. His name is Stone Cold Steve
Austin and hes the hottest thing going in professional wrestling.
Ive worked my ass off for nine years to get to where I am today
and it was worth every bump and bruise I suffered, says Austin.
The bumps and bruises he is talking about include over 200 stitches,
a blown-out knee, and an almost catastrophic spinal injury, which
occurred in November 1997 during a pay-per-view event, when his
opponent drove Austin head-first into the mat. The maneuver is
called a Pile Driver and was made famous by Jerry Lawler when
he used it to injure Andy Kaufman more than 15 years ago. Austin
lay momentarily paralyzed on the mat before regaining feeling
in his arms and legs enough to finish the match.
When asked about his recovery, Austin says, I feel almost 100
percent. Will I ever be 100 percent? Well, hell no. When someone
bends your damn spine nearly in half, things change.
Some viewers thought the incident was fake, but wrestling professionals
know injuries and accidents in the ring are all too real. Unfortunately,
that realism is lost on most children between the ages of 8 and
13, who represent one-third of all wrestling viewers. In December
a teenage boy died when a friend who applied the pile driver
to him broke his neck. That kind of violence has many critics
raising concerns over the effect wrestling has on its target audience,
young males between the ages of 10 and 30 years old.
They put on a show full of sex and violence and want our children
to watch it. I feel, and so do many other responsible, moral parents,
that it doesnt belong on television, says Bostons New Methodist
pastor Susan Gramher.
Over the past two months, outrage over some of the antics has
reached a fever pitch. During a recently taped show, one WWF wrestler
was seen receiving simulated oral sex. On the same show another
female WWF wrestler was blinded by powder and then had her breasts
fondled by two officials. In both cases, digital masking obscured
the television audiences view, but live audiences who were at
the event witnessed the spectacle without benefit of such censorship.
The owner of the WWF, Vince McMahon, is unapologetic. I will
unabashedly use whatever is necessary to entertain our fans. Everything
is there for us to use in terms of the fiction we write. He continues
by saying, I believe in pushing the limits. Theyre going to
tell us [what they want] and were gonna listen.
During the Super Bowl this year, the WWF paid over $1 million
to air a controversial commercial spoofing its detractors. The
aim of the commercial was to show that wrestling is just good
old-fashioned fun, with the catch line of the spot being,
get
it? Apparently the audience did. The commercial was one of the
most popular aired during the Super Bowl.
We try to do family entertainment, says Dave Brown, but you
have to realize it is wrestling. We want to make sure that kids
know not to try this at home.

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