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Always Room For Jello
By Claire Nettleton
MARCH 8, 1999:
Almost every decade has bred a rebellious generation, youth who
have shaken the windows and rattled the walls of current social
phenomena. The '20s bore the flapper children, the '60s bore the
flower children and the '70s, well, the '70s bore the Farrah Fawcett
children. It's easy to see why the man who defined punk culture,
Jello Biafra, stood out during this desert state of polyester
and desensitization. But in the '90s, an era of alterna-civilization,
Biafra's formerly discordant remarks are now in tune with the
mentality of America's "do something!" youth.
On Thursday, Feb. 11, Biafra interrupted Albuquerque's regularly
scheduled thought as he opened his spoken word show by mimicking
the American Broadcast Corporation. Appearing in a trench coat
and black glasses, Biafra laid out the problems of "Soviet-America."
The facetious speaker told the crowed UNM Sub-Ballroom that the
audience must conform to the government's demands or they "will
be shot." Ironically enough, Biafra showed that even the
tattooed, university crowd was easily assimilated by pointing
out their echoing of the phrase "will be shot."
Biafra believes that people everywhere are susceptible to corruption,
even in the land of the "free." In his 41 years of life,
the U.S. government has always seemed to reinforce his beliefs.
As former lead vocalist of the infamous punk band, The Dead Kennedys,
Biafra gave groups such as the Butthole Surfers and the Dickies
their opportunity to flourish on his own label, Alternative Tentacles.
With raving lyrics that exposed the fall of America, showcased
by a gritty, enraged sound, The Dead Kennedys were the '80s version
of John Steinbeck's Grapes of Wrath or George Orwell's
1984. However, it's questionable whether anyone took Biafra's
lyrics to be more than updated fiction until his Big Brother conspiracy
theory was proven to be true. In 1986, the police and members
of the Parent Music Resource Center raided Biafra's apartment
in search of "harmful matter" found inside the DK's
Frankenchrist album--a reproduction of a sexually provocative
painting by the Swiss surrealist H.R. Giger. Although charges
were dismissed, an abundance of chain stores banned DK records,
futher fueling Biafra's spoken words tours.
It's not surprising that Biafra's fifth spoken word opus, If
Evolution is Outlawed, Only Outlaws will Evolve, deals with
the threat of censorship. But instead of expressing the destruction
of Tipper Goreans, Biafra focuses on corporate pollution in the
marketplace of ideas. Biafra believes that corporate advertising
is brainwashing us and stealing from our pockets. Could the plague
of Mickey Mouse and the Nike "Swooshstika" be more detrimental
to society than any Clinton scandal? In discussing "Monica's
Magic Orifice," the applauded wordsmith innocently raised
the question, "Wouldn't you be more concerned if the president
never got any?"
While Biafra's sarcasm induced laughs, his well-researched dialogue
evoked thought. Through his readings of "Moose Diarrhea Salesmen"
and other works, he revealed his notion that the mal-distribution
of wealth and hypocrisy found in America makes this country equivalent
to a banana republic. "Our God is being replaced by our flag!"
he exclaimed. Serving his entire life as a governmental check,
Biafra feels it is his duty to remain in America. "Home is
where the disease is," he says. From laughing at his teachers
during flag ceremonies as a child to now exposing the school system's
obsession with "Pepsi instead of pep," Biafra remains
a catalyst for social betterment by raising consciousness.
At face value, Biafra's words may seem ridiculous. But after speaking
of Mumia Abu-Jamal (a black journalist on death row after being
convicted of murdering a Philadelphia police officer based on
evidence Biafra and others consider questionable at best) and
other shocking examples of injustice, Biafra reminds us that America
does not always meet the definition of democracy. Biafra is an
idealist. He advocates free speech and economic and social equality.
However, like democratic ideals, Biafra's criteria for a utopia
are difficult to carry out in a society characterized by social
darwinism.
Supporting 'zines and the green party, this former San Franciso
mayoral candidate believes that politics should thrive locally.
Although he emphasizes the importance of individual freedoms,
Biafra supports taxation for educating youth and for aiding the
poor. Following the pattern of any effective orator, Biafra opened
by disclosing social problems and closed by showing individual
solutions.
Fortunately, there is hope for modern society. Though it's virtually
impossible to stop relying on material goods, Biafra suggested
boycotting companies that you know are contributing to "corporate
dictatorship," such as music and video chain stores. Biafra
is a firm believer that knowledge is control, and he promotes
use of the Internet as an educational tool. Of course, Biafra
still wove humor into his suggestions. He cited examples of people
who tricked the media with false news releases and workers who
undermined their corporate bosses. He showed that the power lies
within the people. Wanna change the world? Start by sabotaging
the work place. As Biafra puts it, "A prank a day keeps the
dog leash away!"

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