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Memphis Funk
A nice vacation from chicken pickin'
By Walter Jowers
MAY 10, 1999:
Today's special is Memphis Soul Stew. We sell so much of this,
people wonder what we put in it. We're gonna tell you right now.
--King Curtis, 1967
For Christmas 1966, my father, Jabo Jowers, gave me a cherry-red
Gibson hollow-body ES-330 TDC electric guitar. Inside of a year, even
though I was just slipping into puberty and still singing kind of a low
alto, I found myself making a living with the thing.
I played in a seven-piece horn band called The Fleshmen. (I did
not name the band.) We played mostly weekends, mostly in Georgia and
South Carolina. We played teen clubs, frat parties, and a few
down-and-dirty nightclubs. We wore gold double-breasted suits, ruffly white
shirts, and black patent leather shoes. The band had a regional hit, "Go
Funky," when I was 13.
If Jabo had given me a banjo, I'd probably be a peckerwood right now
today. If he'd given me a piano, I'd probably be working for Martha
Stewart, or at least wearing sweaters with elbow pads and teaching college
English. But no. Jabo gave me the 330, and that supported me all the way
through college. If I hadn't been in the college jazz band, I wouldn't have
met wife Brenda, and I wouldn't have daughter Jess.
Right behind Jabo, I've got Memphis to thank for my life today. That's
because The Fleshmen played mostly Memphis soul tunes. We opened the show
with "Soul Finger." Before the night was over, we'd play "Soul Man," "Knock
on Wood," "Funky Broadway," and "Mustang Sally." When I get a chance today,
I still play "Mustang Sally," and my own funkier-than-Memphis
arrangement of Otis Redding's "Hard to Handle."
I can't say for sure, but I think I've been able to hold down a few
writing jobs because, on a good day, my words have a little rhythm to 'em.
I figure it's a Memphis rhythm, something that stuck in my brain around
1967.
I've only been to Memphis twice. A few years back, I was there for a
day. A few weeks back, I was there for two days. I'll tell you what I like
about the place: First, there's an earnest molecular-level funkiness about
Memphis. The best example I saw was a bar, Ernestine and Hazel's. It's an
old whorehouse, and proud of it. Every floorboard creaks, the stairs are
soft and crooked under your feet. The paint on the walls is peeling in a
pattern that only happens after long, purposeful neglect. The windows are
dirty, and people have written messages in the window dirt. The messages
are old, they overlap. The neon sign works, but it's got a little sizzle to
it. The place smells like beer, grease, old wood, dirt, and sweat.
Ernestine and Hazel's is like a Bizarro garden: Over the course of many
decades, people have put in so many hours of neglect, indifference, and
utter disregard, the effect is stunning, artful, and unforgettable.
The other thing I like about Memphis: Its music does not suck.
Understand, I love living in Nashville. I've been here for almost 20 years,
and I'll probably live the rest of my life here. Nashville has been very,
very good to me. But everywhere you turn, there's hillbilly caterwaulin'
coming out of the speakers. If I go to hell, they'll play that country
tribute to the Eagles CD over and over again. (Just what the world
needed--a slower, twangier version of "Desperado.")
I know, I know. There are many talented folks here, and it makes this
town all the richer. The best music I've ever heard in my life came from
porch swings, back decks, and living rooms in Nashville, when writers and
players weren't trying to make a hit record; they were just trying to enjoy
themselves. But when they punch the clock, a whole lot of these folks have
to put on a cowboy hat and a coat with a picture of a cactus on it.
Somebody tell me what's honest about that. What real members of American
society ever put on a Liberace-meets-Goober getup to go to work?
Music-wise, give me Memphis: Last time I was there, somebody walked over
to the jukebox and played Percy Sledge's "Out of Left Field" and Otis
Redding's "Try a Little Tenderness." When I heard Percy and Otis begging
and crying, I felt sorry for them. Even 30-plus years after they laid down
the tracks, their words still have passion and honesty.
Maybe I enjoy Memphis because Memphis rhythms were the first ones laid
down in my head. Maybe I like Memphis because it doesn't try too hard to
gussy itself up. Whatever it is, it's kind of like that hot chicken place
in the distressed part of town--I like the sound of it, I like the smell of
it, and every now and then, I just want a taste of it.

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