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Mark Leyner
"The Tetherballs of Bougainville"
By Matthew DeBord
THE TETHERBALLS OF BOUGAINVILLE, by Mark Leyner. Harmony Books, 240 pages,
$21.
OCTOBER 20, 1997:
Mark Leyner might be this era's most frustrating writer: at times a fevered
logophile crossed with a blistering satirist, he often refuses to submit to the
mundane rigors of narrative, instead succumbing to the lure of hilarity. That
tendency prevents him from getting to a higher level, that of a Nabokov rewired
for the millennium. After 1995's Tooth Imprints on a Corndog, Leyner's
fans might have been justified in speculating that he was gearing up for the
longer, more conventional novel that would distance our reigning literary
prankster from the cult persona he established with I Smell Esther Williams
(1983) and My Cousin, My Gastroenterologist (1990), then dismantled
in his 1992 breakout, Et Tu, Babe.
Leyner's latest novel, unfortunately, isn't that book. Unlike Martin Amis, who
shelved some of his trademark comic inventiveness in order to wrestle with the
larger saga of exile and events in Money, or Bruce Wagner, a kindred
spirit who hit the ground running with Force Majeure, Leyner now reads
like a writer in a rut, and he probably knows it. But when Leyner sees trouble,
he resorts to what has worked in the past. The result is his most scathing
novel to date, a masterpiece of concentrated disgust and madcap ridicule that
expresses more than a smidgen of what could be seen as midcareer bitterness
over his position in the pantheon of contemporary writers.
To his credit, however, Leyner's rut is distinguished by his indefatigable
ability to squash the detritus of high and low culture into quantum packets of
pristine wordplay. "We must make due with our memories," he writes in the
Preface to Tetherballs, ". . . our videotapes,
microcassettes, floppy disks, our photo albums, our evocative souvenirs and
bric-a-brac -- all the various and sundry madeleines we use to goad our
hippocampi into reverse-scan." Vintage Leyner.
What follows, by way of what can only tenuously be considered a plot, is the
story of a 13-year-old named Mark Leyner, who witnesses his father Joel's
survival of an execution by lethal injection at a New Jersey prison. Joel is
then placed on a free-form version of death row -- called New Jersey State
Discretionary Execution (NJSDE) -- under which the state can take him out
whenever and with whatever means it wishes.
Mark, meanwhile, is supposed to be submitting the next day a script for an
annual competition for the best screenplay by a student at Maplewood Junior
High School. After slipping the "Imperiously Voluptuous" female prison warden
two notes -- "You wanna get high?" and "Be my sweaty, bosomy lover?" -- he
begins to compose the text of this "unwritten" film script, which forms the
middle of the book. (Mark's review of another screenplay, titled The
Tetherballs of Bougainville, constitutes the book's third part.)
The script details Mark's stop-and-go seduction by the warden: Mark
"masturbating to minimalist grids and neo-expressionist palimpsests" of Helen
Frankenthaler and Agnes Martin; the "notorious and achingly beautiful
CUNNILINGUS SCENE," in which Mark pleasures the warden for three and half
hours; and Mark explaining the Bougainvillean Tetherball of the title, a sport
played fanatically on Bougainville, the largest of the Solomon Islands, where
every child dreams of becoming a tetherball/pop star, like Offramp Tavanipupu,
the "Mike Tyson/Leonard Cohen of Melanesia."
Matters get convoluted here, but it's in that review of the unwritten script
that Leyner, with his devotion to acid satire, threatens to ruffle the feathers
of some of his contemporaries. A devotee of the shaggy-dog joke, in which a
Woody Allenesque setup builds to a deadpan fragment of distilled comedy, Leyner
pairs young Mark with a "completely hairless, chain-smoking Bonobo chimpanzee"
named Polo, who, "[m]elancholic, physically decrepit, squinting through the
smoke of a ubiquitous cigarette," is "a sort of simian Dennis Potter."
Together, Mark and Polo crank out novels, using anagrams of Bougainvillean
tetherball players to devise noms de plume. Gascand-Pupulolo becomes "Douglas
Coupland." Emshamo, "A.M. Homes." "Falla'd-Certdevi-Waso provisionally becomes
'Darlesca "Lew" D'Fatvio' before 'David Foster Wallace' is deemed more urbane."
L. L.'Herbé-Tetziwuza is briefly "Walter Huzzbeitle" before becoming
"Elizabeth Wurtzel." The punchline? "No one wants to believe that Microserfs
and Infinite Jest and Prozac Nation and The End of Alice
were all written by a Bonobo chimp and a 13-year-old boy smoking weed and
drinking forties in their bedroom!"
A hoot, elaborately delivered, but it reminds one of how swiftly Leyner can
slide from the Nabokovian thrall of language toward a literary restatement of
the celebrated Andy Kaufman bit in which the comedian played the "Mighty Mouse"
theme onstage, joining in only for the one-line solo, gradually reducing the
audience to hysterics. The overall effect is that of the class clown who sits
in the back and mutters "penis" until he's cracked everyone up. Percolating
giddiness, yes, but what exactly does the guy have on his mind?
Leyner's recent novels have showcased a sophisticated late-century
understanding of the means by which ego is constructed not through experience
or investigation but through marketing -- the identity as a mutant catalogue of
unwarranted desires, everything from rough sex to stereo equipment. Why he
adamantly refuses to pit his greatest invention -- the radical consumer
moralist -- against the traditional challenge of all great American writers --
the epic of personal transformation in the light of what Robert Hughes has
identified as the "American Vision" -- is one of the great mysteries of the
age. The novel needs Leyner, but the novel also needs him to raise the bar a
notch.
Matthew DeBord has written for the New Yorker, FEED, and
Artforum.
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