Mr. Smarty Pants
By R.U. Steinberg
OCTOBER 26, 1998:
Jack Kevorkian's lawyer is the Democratic candidate for governor of Michigan.
According to MSNBC, in 20 cultures of Southeast Asia, men ritually insert objects
like bells, balls, pins, rings, or marbles under the skin of the penis to enhance
their sex appeal.
If you measure the length of an elephant's footprint and multiply by six you get
the height of the elephant at the shoulder.
In 1921, Washburn Crosby Company found they were getting many questions concerning
baking with their Gold Medal Flour. William Crocker was a director of the company
and Betty was a popular nickname, thus the birth of Betty Crocker.
John Wilkes Booth's father, Junius Brutus Booth, was named after the assassin
of Julius Caesar.

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