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The Importance of Being Ernest
Actor Jim Varney emerges from career struggles stronger than ever
By Beverly Keel
NOVEMBER 15, 1999:
Actor Jim Varney has met a lot of children in the last few years, but he
remembers them all. Perhaps it's because, to a one, they respond so openly
to his alter ego Ernest P. Worrell, delighting in his contagious enthusiasm
and relating to his childlike innocence.
Even if Ernest is a nationally recognized figure--thanks to nine movies
and more than 4,000 commercials--to these kids, he is a playmate. He's a
beloved fixture, a pal they can watch on videotape whenever they need
comfort or companionship. But he's also proven to be a true,
flesh-and-blood friend many times over: When given the chance to have a
lifelong dream fulfilled by such groups as the Make-A-Wish Foundation,
several hundred terminally ill children have asked to meet Ernest. And he's
never let them down.
Perhaps the most memorable was the 8-year-old girl who wanted to have
breakfast with Ernest, even though she could only be fed through an IV.
Donning his Ernest getup of a gray flannel T-shirt, a denim vest, khaki
hat, and blue jeans, Varney met the girl for breakfast at Disney World. "I
got her a set of post earrings with her birthstone because she had just
gotten her ears pierced," he recalls. "She asked her mother if it would be
all right if she could wear them in her casket so she could wear them to
heaven.
"I just made a surprise call from Ernest to a kid last week, and he
sounded just fine. About two days later, we found out he didn't make it.
But there's a thing about kids: They accept things a lot of the time better
than adults. It was a big thrill [for them] that Ernest was on the phone.
You think, wow, I hope if I've got two days left that I can get excited
over a phone call."
Varney has thought about these children a great deal during the last
year because he's been fighting his own battle with lung and brain cancer.
And it may well have been the strength and inspiration of his young
admirers that drove his refusal to surrender. Even though his survival was
doubtful earlier this year, the cancer now appears to be in remission and
he is slowly regaining his energy. He has emerged a restored man, one more
dedicated to his work than ever.
"It's been such a revelation for me to go through this," the 50-year-old
actor says. "You'd think you would sort of lose a lot of inspiration in
yourself, but it's really fortified me. It's made me a much more spiritual
person. When you see the fragility in life--and I came close to dying a
couple of times this year--you don't really appreciate life until you look
death in the eyes, until you see where you are one step from that point. It
makes you appreciate life a lot more, every moment.
"It doesn't change you so much as it makes you look inside yourself and
not take so much for granted. It makes you look over everything and ask,
'If I had done it this way what would have happened?' As I look back, I
think I probably wouldn't have changed much. I may have lived in some
different places or had some different friends or taken a few paths I might
not have taken, but generally I'd be right about where I am."
Given the chance to think over his life, though, Varney does have one
small regret. "Looking back now, I'd like to have cut in and out of Ernest
more, but I didn't. It was a steady check. I would go from one movie to the
next, cruising along. Then you realize 10 years have passed and you're
still doing the same character."
For the moment, however, Varney has managed to put Ernest aside. In
spite of his tremendous health battles, he's smack in the middle of what
may be the best year of his professional life. After two decades in the
business, he is now poised to earn the credibility that has eluded him for
his entire career. For this he can thank Billy Bob Thornton's upcoming
Daddy and Them, which features Varney in a plum role as the only
non-drinker in a family of Southern alcoholics. Starring alongside
Thornton, Laura Dern, and John Prine, Varney delivers the dramatic
performance of which he always knew he was capable. When the movie
premieres next month, he's hoping everyone else--especially dubious
Hollywood casting directors--will be convinced too.
Varney readily admits that the success of Ernest, who celebrates his
20th anniversary this year, has been both a blessing and a curse. On one
hand, the comic character made him a nationally famous multimillionaire;
the tradeoff is that he has become famous as Ernest. "He did the
role so well that people didn't realize he was an actor," says close friend
and movie director Coke Sams. "It was an acting job and a phenomenal acting
job."
"It was a dream, sometimes a bad dream," Varney says of his success.
"The blessing is that it rocketed me to national notoriety, but on a single
streak. It was like Pee Wee Herman. You get known as one character, and
sometimes that character overwhelms what you are building to. People want
to say, 'Stop right there, that's funny enough.' They don't want you to
progress as fast as [you] want to progress."
Varney is among a handful of actors whose identities have become
inextricably linked to the characters they play. To many, Bob Denver will
always be Gilligan, and Leonard Nimoy will forever be Spock. In fact,
Varney's idol--judging from the framed pictures and figurines that decorate
his den--is Charlie Chaplin, who was forever associated with his screen
persona as the Little Tramp. But Varney is hoping to follow in the
footsteps of comedian Robin Williams, who was able to escape the confines
of his sitcom character Mork and build an impressive dramatic career.
"I want to do some more films and be experimental," says Varney, whose
dream role is Hamlet. "I've had Ernest in my pocket all this time,
and he's always been something I can go back to and make a living. I would
like to do some new techniques, stories that haven't been done before. I
want to be artsy-craftsy and get into my Orson Welles stage. I hope
[Daddy and Them] will get me more good character roles and expose me
to some other creative people.
"I've tried over the past couple of years to get into a lot of
independent films and even small roles, like [Lexington, Ky., filmmaker]
Jeremy Horton's 100 Proof. I got reviews from New York newspapers
that were going on about my performance. This is nice; I could have used
this 10 years ago."
Varney hopes that his personal Citizen Kane will be his latest
project, a movie about the feud between the Hatfields and McCoys. Writers
and producers have been hired, and the film is evolving into his life
mission--one that he shares with good friend and project collaborator
Thornton. There is perhaps no one better to translate this legend to the
big screen; not only is Varney a captivating storyteller, his grandfather
hunted squirrel with the Hatfields. "The real story has never been told,
even though it's been referred to all over the world," he says.
As evidenced by his convincing portrayal of Jed Clampett in the movie
version of The Beverly Hillbillies, Varney has a true affinity for
hillbillies. "It's just a whole class of Americans that have been
forgotten," he says. "People in trailer parks have a certain culture and
people who live on middle American farms have a certain culture, but your
true hillbilly is a wilderness farmer from the hills, Appalachian or
Ozark."
Bald from radiation, with a gray-specked goatee and a dangling gold
earring, Varney looks more like a pirate than a mountain man these days.
His blue eyes are piercing; his skin glows flawlessly. Sitting in a blue
recliner in the den of his 5,000-square-foot White House home, he no longer
bears any resemblance to the man who asks, "KnowwhutImean, Vern?"
At a young age, Varney knew he wanted to be an actor. The son of a
physical therapist, he was raised along with his three older sisters in
Lexington, Ky., during the transitional era between radio and television.
His early years were spent listening to The Shadow and The Lone
Ranger. Once the family installed the neighborhood's second
black-and-white television, though, a funny thing happened. "My mother put
on cartoon shows during the day so that she could work, and she found that
I could mimic a lot of the characters on television, so she got me into
children's theater when I was 8. I had a very loud voice and a lot of
control for a little kid."
Those moments onstage, whether he was Prince Charming or a pauper,
provided an escape from the beginnings of a nearly lifelong battle with
manic-depression. "I noticed in my later adolescence that I started getting
what I call the stares," says Varney, whose mother also suffered from
depression. "Sometimes it would go on for a week or two. I couldn't get my
mind on my studies or concentrate on anything, but I could escape in a
character. The moment I came offstage, I became depressed again. It was a
temporary escape, and that may have been a lot of what motivated me as a
young actor. The more busy I stayed as a performer, the less likely I was
to slip into a depression."
After spending his teenage years in school plays and summer stock,
Varney embarked on a 30-year journey that brought him through New York,
Nashville, and L.A. on various occasions. But unlike most struggling
actors, who are forced to wait tables while waiting for their big break,
Varney always supported himself through acting. "I was fortunate enough to
come along in the great days of dinner theater," he says. "There were
hundreds of dinner theaters in operation. You could get booked to do
Guys and Dolls, and when that got canceled, you'd start rehearsals
for Damn Yankees or Camelot."
He studied Shakespeare at the Barter Theatre in Virginia and even
performed in a folk show during Opryland's first year of operation, but it
was his standup comedy that launched his television career. His first
national TV appearance came at age 25, when he embarked on the talk show
circuit that included The Merv Griffin Show and The Tonight
Show. Along with Robin Williams, Varney was one of The Comedy Store's
original alumni.
In 1977, after casting agents saw his routine, he landed a role as a
West Virginian on the ABC show Operation Petticoat. Roles on
Fernwood 2-Night and America Tonight followed, but when the
actors' strike hit L.A. in 1979, work dried up, and Varney was forced to
return to Nashville to make a living. It turned out to be a career-making
move.
"John Cherry had an advertising agency that wasn't advertising anything
because nothing was selling," Varney recalls. "I had 100,000 characters
that I couldn't get arrested for because nobody was buying commercials, so
we started thinking we should get comedy back into commercials on a local
level."
At the time, Cherry was vice president of Carden & Cherry--he has since
been promoted to president--and one of his clients was Nashville's Purity
Dairies, which needed some kind of hook to sell its product. "There were
the guys telling you here is something that's delicious, nutritious, and
tastes good with apricots," Varney says. "Those types of commercials aren't
eye-catchers, and in the dairy business, you either like milk or you don't.
There's no superior cow."
Working with Varney, the agency first produced commercials for Purity
featuring the actor as Sgt. Glory, a tough-talking drill sergeant. "Those
caught on, but we were too green and too young to know how to roll it out,"
Cherry says. "A lot of stuff didn't dawn on us in those days. Jim had that
something, even then."
Though he has long been associated with Purity, the character of
Ernest was actually introduced in a commercial for Bowling Green, Ky.'s
Beech Bend Raceway Park. But he became popular touting milk--so popular
that Carden & Cherry pitched the Ernest concept to about 80 different
companies throughout the U.S. "Everybody thinks I'm an actor in their
market," Varney says. "When I play something dramatic or offbeat, they go,
'That's the guy who sells them air conditioners up there, isn't it?' They
really think I work for a local company."
Although Ernest was Varney's brainchild, there was a dedicated team of
15--including Nashvillians Coke Sams, Gil Templeton, Dan Butler, Glenn
Petach, and Steve Leasure--working around the clock to create new
commercials and sell them to companies. "None of it was planned or thought
out; it just happened," says Cherry. "We'd come in and say, 'How do we push
the peanut further? How do we make Ernest popular here?' "
After Ernest took off, Varney landed a role in 1983 on the TV show
The Rousters with Chad Everett and Hoyt Axton, so he started
commuting between L.A. and Nashville on a weekly basis. "When we first
started, we would do four or five [commercials] a day and thought it was a
good day's work," Sams says. "In a few months, we [were doing] about 20 a
day, three days, back to back. We could do them because Jim Varney could do
them. He has an unbelievably photographic memory. Imagine the kind of mind
that can do radio station call letters and change them 25 times a day."

Jim Varney confronts a troll--and a creatively stifling career--in
1991's Ernest Scared Stupid |
Ernest was successful because Varney figured out how to make this
seemingly unlovable character lovable. Everyone knows an Ernest, the actor
says, whether it's a hapless cousin or brother-in-law who breaks the
lawnmower but means well. In every commercial, Ernest would address another
character, Vern, who always remained off camera; and every time, the
affable hayseed would brag and try to be something he wasn't, only to be
humbled at the end of the ad.
"[Ernest] was so impressed with Vern," Cherry says. "He wanted to be
Vern's friend, but there was no way he could be Vern's friend, and the
public really empathized with that. It played on a multiple of levels,
including slapstick, but it didn't work unless you empathized with the
character."
The commercials led to a one-hour syndicated TV show called Hey Vern,
It's My Family Album. "The syndication on it was weak and we were
green, but the show is our favorite," Cherry says. A movie became the next
goal, but there was a concern that what worked best in 30 seconds might not
stretch to a full 90 minutes.
Regardless, Ernest's movie fate was sealed in 1985, during a celebrity
appearance at the Indianapolis 500, when he joined other famous faces atop
cars for a lap around the track. "Nobody paid much attention to anybody,
but when Ernest went around, 500,000 people stood up and said, 'Hey Vern!'
" Cherry recalls. "Michael Eisner and Jeffrey Katzenberg were in the
audience, and they had just taken over Disney. To make a long, boring story
short, we took off from there."
Between 1987 and 1990, Disney released four Ernest movies that generated
a total of $100 million. Five more Ernest films were released
independently, mainly for the video and television markets. This seemingly
clueless character made Varney and Cherry very rich men.
Varney still remembers his first big check, a lump sum payment for
his first film, Ernest Goes to Camp. "I invested it, and I suspect
it's still in the bank with the original signature," he says. "I'm very
frugal; I can spend all day at a garage sale. My dream was always to have
the Hollywood lifestyle with sports cars and a swimming pool, and I've got
all that. Everything else is a toy."
Cherry confirms that Varney has remained remarkably unchanged. "Jim is a
good old boy, if you want to know the truth. He's not pretentious. He was
never caught up in the fact that he was a movie star. He's never met a
stranger. People just find him fascinating because of his wealth of
knowledge. I used to tease him that he has a wealth of knowledge that he'll
never use."
Says Sams, "I believe he is the most interesting person that I've ever
met. He's a student of human nature and humanity. He has a sense of history
that goes from the simplicity of what knives are and how they affected
civilization all the way to the rise and fall of different political
thought systems."
For all his thoughtfulness and his intelligence, though, it has taken
the better part of a decade for Varney to emerge from under the character
of Ernest. He had a chance in the mid-'80s, when country singer Roger
Miller offered him the role of Huckleberry Finn's father in the Tony
Award-winning Broadway musical Big River. But Varney had to turn the
project down because he was already booked to do a movie. "I have no
regrets," he says. "I just like to work."
Varney did earn some positive recognition for his work as Ernest P.
Worrell, though: In 1988, he won an Emmy for best actor in a children's
series, for the CBS Saturday-morning show Hey Vern, It's Ernest,
which was scripted by a team of Nashville writers. The award, which remains
somewhat hidden on a shelf in Varney's den, remains the accomplishment of
which he is proudest.
But Varney's close association with Ernest almost cost him the role of
Jed Clampett in the 1993 Beverly Hillbillies movie. To convince 20th
Century Fox executives he could handle the part, he had to make a screen
test for the first time in his life. When he proved convincing playing a
straight scene, execs were relieved of their worries. The movie ended up
being a pleasant surprise to both critics and moviegoers, and it garnered
Varney not only the best reviews of his career--the San Francisco
Chronicle said he gave the role "a certain intelligence and
dignity"--but also earned him legitimacy in Hollywood. "I was very
flattered by that and blown away," he says.
Even as he continued to make more Ernest movies, Varney spent the next
five years working on various TV and movie projects, including the voice of
Slinky Dog in the blockbuster Toy Story, and a recurring part on
Roseanne. Along the way, he accepted comedic parts in B-movies such
as Snowboard Academy and the recent Treehouse Hostage. But
branching out appears to have paid off: He's reprising his role in Toy
Story II (the premiere of which he'll attend on Dec. 11), and he serves
as the voice of the cook in the upcoming Disney animated movie
Atlantis.
It's been Varney's experiences off the set, however, that have changed
his life most dramatically. After decades of heavy drinking to escape the
"bleak morbidity" of his manic-depression, the actor visited a psychiatrist
and was given a prescription for Wellbutrin. "Since I took the very first
anti-depressant three years ago, I found out what normalcy is," says
Varney, who hasn't had a depression since.
"I had been self-medicating myself for years. My way of winding down at
night was drinking Scotch and knocking myself out. But that wears off in a
few hours and you're back to square one again. I didn't know that there
weren't super highs and lows in everybody's life.
"My fear was that I would have the wrong thing at the wrong time, that I
would be real depressed when I needed to be up, or I would be up when I
needed to play a depressed role. The roller coaster chooses its own
hill.
"Sometimes I would go for two weeks just staring out the window, not
getting anything done. Then I would get so carried away with energy that I
would want to drive a sports car as fast as I could and go to a nightclub
and stay out all night and root and toot and holler. That would go on for
three or four days until my tongue would hang out. Then I would go back to
another depression.
"The worst place to be was to be depressed in a crowd that was crazy
about me, and I'd have nothing nice or good to tell them. They'd say, 'Be
funny,' and I'd go blank. I'd think, I don't know how to be funny right
now, maybe another time. We'll do a lunch, a very depressing lunch."
Like most comics, Varney has hidden his sadness and troubles behind a
mask of laughter. He believes the illness cost him his seven-year marriage
to his first wife Jackie, whom he wed in 1976. "I have a lot of sadness
from those lost years," he says. "My relationships would have been much
different with my family, and it probably would have affected my career.
All I knew how to do was let it go in a surge of energy and use it onstage
to get rid of the energy."
"Most people think that [Jim] is always joking around and silly," says
his second wife, Jane Varney, whom he divorced in 1991 after three years of
marriage; she remains his assistant and close friend. "A lot of people ask
me, 'Is he like that all the time?' The answer is, yes, a lot of times he
is, but there are a lot of times he isn't."
When the dark cloud finally lifted, Varney experienced a sense of
renewal. Life was good; he was working steadily and surrounded by the
comforts success had brought him. But this newfound happiness was shattered
last August, when his nose began bleeding during the filming of
Treehouse Hostage. At first, he thought it was just a result of
California's dry weather, but when he began coughing up blood, he thought
he might have tuberculosis. He visited a doctor, who found a fist-sized
tumor in his lung.
The doctor recommended immediate surgery, but Varney had committed to
Daddy and Them. Director Thornton didn't want to shoot the film
without Varney, so he bumped up the schedule about a week, at the cost of
about $1 million, and filmed Varney's scenes in the first five days.
"That's unheard of in Hollywood," says Varney's attorney, Bill "Hoot"
Gibson. "But Billy Bob knew what Jim could do. He told me, 'Hoot, I
wouldn't do the movie without him.' "
Two days later, Varney was on the operating table. During surgery,
doctors discovered the tumor had grown a branch that had pierced Varney's
heart. In January, they created a window in Varney's heart, which had
become encased in a liter of infectious fluid. "Until that was drained and
cleaned, I couldn't get any air," he says. He was placed on a ventilator,
which he describes as "Chinese water torture." Although he was conscious,
the ventilator wouldn't allow him to breathe on his own, so he had to
endure taking only four breaths a minute.
"I was on four liters of oxygen, and I was suffocating. I was on the
most oxygen they can give you, and it was like having your head held
underwater and being given a soda straw to breathe through for 24 hours. I
thought, 'I am going to die.' "
The tumor removal was successful, and Varney miraculously survived the
heart complication. But in March, after he suffered a seizure in the
hospital, doctors discovered the cancer had spread to his brain. The
seizure gave him slurred speech, temporarily paralyzed the right side of
his body, and for a time left his fingers without sensation or the ability
to write. "I thought I was going to have brain damage, but [the cancer] was
only on the surface, like a sunburn."
He successfully completed a round of radiation, which sent the cancer
into remission but cost him his hair and has, at least temporarily,
diminished his eyesight and hearing. He is now back to his normal weight of
150 pounds after dropping below 130. Ironically, Varney now sports the
shaved-head look that Thornton recommended a few years ago as a means of
escape from Ernest. But he doesn't believe he'll keep the look for long.
"I'm growing it back a little bit now," he says. "It's a neat look, but
every time I go outside, I've got to put on a wool hat."
After recovering from brain cancer, Varney faced another setback when an
old back injury flared up. While the back trouble isn't related to the
cancer, doctors must now treat virtually everything as if it's malignant,
so Varney underwent another round of radiation, which he just completed.
"Everything has been radiated and gone," he says. "I've been given a clean
bill of health. There's nothing in my blood or lymph nodes. I'm healthy as
a horse, I've gained my weight back, and I'm eating good."
While he still moves a bit slowly from the back pain, his good days have
increased in frequency and quality. He says 90 percent of his energy has
returned. "I'm not used to not being able to jump up and do what I want to
do right now, having an uncooperative body. But I'm getting stronger every
day. Even yesterday, it was very hard for me to walk."
Varney expects to stroll down the red carpets in full form at next
month's premieres of Daddy and Them and Toy Story II. He has
emerged from his health battles invigorated, charged with a new mission and
drive. He's not necessarily a changed man, but perhaps a better one.
"He has been unbelievably strong," says attorney Gibson. "I have to be
honest, I didn't think he would have such courage and fight the way he did.
I didn't think it was humanly possible for anybody to do that, and he's
done it, which shows you how deep he is and how good he is."
"Most people don't live through that," concurs ex-wife Jane Varney. "He
said to me, 'I've got a lot to do. There must be some reason I'm still
here.' "
Perhaps not surprisingly, Varney remains ever philosophical. "I'm still
me," he says. "I've become more spiritual, and I realize that I'm closer to
God than I've ever been. It's made me reflect back on a lot of the wasted
time in my life, which to some extent I had control over and to some extent
I didn't."
Armed with a newfound appreciation of the precious gift of time, Varney
has begun working almost daily on the production of the Hatfields & McCoys
project while anxiously awaiting the response to Daddy and Them.
"I'm just now learning behind the camera," he says. "I want to write,
direct, produce, and act. I want to do it all."

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