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Mr. Smarty Pants
Lessons in underused geometric shapes. [09-11-00]
— Mr. Smarty Pants, AUSTIN CHRONICLE

Mr. Smarty Pants
Those Canadians sure know how to flush. [08-28-00]
— Mr. Smarty Pants, AUSTIN CHRONICLE

Mr. Smarty Pants
Prairie dogs have housing crunches, too. [08-21-00]
— Mr. Smarty Pants, AUSTIN CHRONICLE

Mr. Smarty Pants
Sink your teeth into these five fun facts. Or not. We don't really care. [08-14-00]
— Mr. Smarty Pants, AUSTIN CHRONICLE

Mr. Smarty Pants
Holy shrinking pyramids, Batman! [08-07-00]
— Mr. Smarty Pants, AUSTIN CHRONICLE

Mr. Smarty Pants
"Pthlllllt! Thwaarrrrp. Fweeephthtl?"
"Yes, I agree, Mr. Smarty Pants does have some interesting facts this week."
[07-31-00]
— Mr. Smarty Pants, AUSTIN CHRONICLE

Mr. Smarty Pants
Walk softly, and carry a still stick. [07-24-00]
— Mr. Smarty Pants, AUSTIN CHRONICLE

Mr. Smarty Pants
Square feet, packing monarchs, and more. [07-17-00]
— Mr. Smarty Pants, AUSTIN CHRONICLE

Mr. Smarty Pants
How sweet is your soda, sugar? [07-10-00]
— Mr. Smarty Pants, AUSTIN CHRONICLE

Mr. Smarty Pants
Cock-a-leekie, haggis with tatties-an'-neeps, tipsy laird, and Dunlop cheese. [07-03-00]
— Mr. Smarty Pants, AUSTIN CHRONICLE

Mr. Smarty Pants
Perhaps soon, Florida's waters will smell lemon-balmy instead. [06-26-00]
— Mr. Smarty Pants, AUSTIN CHRONICLE

Mr. Smarty Pants
Disabilities, eating clay, and writing nuclear waste warnings. [06-19-00]
— Mr. Smarty Pants, AUSTIN CHRONICLE

Mr. Smarty Pants
Leaks, landfills, and the XXX signature of Monica Lewinsky. [06-12-00]
— Mr. Smarty Pants, AUSTIN CHRONICLE

Mr. Smarty Pants
Marching, paddling, munching, and more. [06-05-00]
— Mr. Smarty Pants, AUSTIN CHRONICLE

Mr. Smarty Pants
Mr. Smarty Pants gets the lead out. [05-29-00]
— Mr. Smarty Pants, AUSTIN CHRONICLE

Mr. Smarty Pants
Of French letters, English coats, and marching with sausages. [05-22-00]
— Mr. Smarty Pants, AUSTIN CHRONICLE

Mr. Smarty Pants
Times Square, Whiskey, Joan of Arc. [05-15-00]
— Mr. Smarty Pants, AUSTIN CHRONICLE

Mr. Smarty Pants
Can a chicken be half-chaste? Schlotzky's Deli knows. [05-08-00]
— Mr. Smarty Pants, AUSTIN CHRONICLE

Mr. Smarty Pants
This week's hot topics: obituary attainment, bodily proportions, laugh tracks, magic numbers, and leaded gasoline. [05-01-00]
— Mr. Smarty Pants, AUSTIN CHRONICLE

Mr. Smarty Pants
Texhoma's pointless Dalmations; dancing about economics; and more fun facts. [04-24-00]
— Mr. Smarty Pants, AUSTIN CHRONICLE

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