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Quest for Cash
The Movie Guru gives up her quest for good entertainment after seeing "Quest for Camelot." [05-26-98]
— Adrienne Martini, METRO PULSE

Deep Impact's Whimper
The Movie Guru heads for the hills after watching "Deep Impact." [05-18-98]
— Coury Turczyn, METRO PULSE

What If?
The Movie Guru gets dizzy watching "Sliding Doors." [05-11-98]
— Adrienne Martini, METRO PULSE

Wong Time, Right Place
The Movie Guru gets gleeful at the chance to see hip Hong Kong director Wong Kar-Wai's "Happy Together." [04-27-98]
— Jesse Fox Mayshark, METRO PULSE

Heart of Ice
The Movie Guru shuts the door on "The Winter Guest." [04-20-98]
— Coury Turczyn, METRO PULSE

Oh, the Pain
The Movie Guru sheds a tear for his lost youth--and lost hopes for good entertainment--after getting "Lost in Space." [04-13-98]
— Coury Turczyn, METRO PULSE

Movie Guru
The Movie Guru thinks it may be more entertaining just to tune in to CNN than to buy a ticket for "Primary Colors." [03-30-98]
— Zak Weisfeld, METRO PULSE

Movie Guru
The Movie Guru wishes he was a Coen brother after seeing "The Big Lebowski." [03-16-98]
— Coury Turczyn, METRO PULSE

Movie Guru
The Movie Guru believes that Knoxville, Tennessee was actually constructed by aliens wanting to secretly study human funnel cake production. Or maybe he got the idea from "Dark City." [03-09-98]
— Coury Turczyn, METRO PULSE

Movie Guru
The Movie Guru didn't go see "The Apostle" this week, either, and he paid a horrible price. Anybody want to read a review of "Palmetto"? [03-02-98]
— Zak Weisfeld, METRO PULSE

Movie Guru
The Movie Guru realizes he should've gone to see "The Apostle," and feels really guilty about it. But here's his review of "The Wedding Singer." [02-23-98]
— Coury Turczyn, METRO PULSE

Killer Fat
Hong Kong star Chow Yun-Fat makes a decent Hollywood debut with "The Replacement Killers." [02-16-98]
— Zak Weisfeld, METRO PULSE

Movie Guru
Zak Weisfeld obliterates two hours of his life watching "Great Expectations." [02-09-98]
— Zak Weisfeld, METRO PULSE

Movie Guru
The Movie Guru knows what he wants -- what he really, really wants -- and it ain't "Spice World." [02-02-98]
— Coury Turczyn, METRO PULSE

Movie Guru
Matthew T. Everett expounds on the subtleties of "The Sweet Hereafter." [01-26-98]
— Matthew T. Everett, METRO PULSE

Movie Guru
The Movie Guru soaks up the cynicism of "Wag the Dog." [01-20-98]
— Zak Weisfeld, METRO PULSE

Movie Guru
The Movie Guru is entertained by the antics of smart people in "Good Will Hunting." [01-12-98]
— Coury Turczyn, METRO PULSE

Movie Guru
The Movie Guru is shocked to find there's nothing to review this week... except movie trailers. [12-15-97]
— Coury Turczyn, METRO PULSE

Movie Guru
Zak Weisfeld slimes "Alien: Resurrection." [12-08-97]
— Zak Weisfeld, METRO PULSE

Movie Guru
The Movie Guru gets in the mood for a Slushie after seeing "The Ice Storm." [12-01-97]
— Coury Turczyn, METRO PULSE

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