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Noel Finds a Gun
Walter Jowers explores a brilliant battle between brains and balls. [03-08-99]
— Walter Jowers, NASHVILLE SCENE

Gizmos and Indulgences
Walter Jowers further explains his electronic catbox, as well as explores a sports drink for dogs and an anti-dildo law in Alabama. [03-01-99]
— Walter Jowers, NASHVILLE SCENE

Outing Tinky Winky
Tinky Winky isn't human, but the Rev. Jerry Falwell says he's gay. [02-23-99]
— Walter Jowers, NASHVILLE SCENE

Stink Bombs
Walter Jowers stirs up a stink--or at least tries to get rid of one. [02-08-99]
— Walter Jowers, NASHVILLE SCENE

Let Us Spray
Keep that spray-on junk to yourself, sez Walter Jowers. [02-01-99]
— Walter Jowers, NASHVILLE SCENE

Not a Crappy Gift
Exploring the modern technology of kitty poop scooping. [01-25-99]
— Walter Jowers, NASHVILLE SCENE

Slip-Slidin' Away
Walter Jowers laments winter drivers. [01-19-99]
— Walter Jowers, NASHVILLE SCENE

Problem Solved
Walter Jowers crushes a bug--the Y2K bug. [01-11-99]
— Walter Jowers, NASHVILLE SCENE

Family matters
Good isn't just a matter of yes or no, as Walter Jowers remembers. [12-27-98]
— Walter Jowers, NASHVILLE SCENE

Save The Fathers
Who will stand up for fathers in film? Walter Jowers, that's who. [12-20-98]
— Walter Jowers, NASHVILLE SCENE

Shopping Stress
Guys and shopping—they go together like steak and Jell-O. [12-14-98]
— Walter Jowers, NASHVILLE SCENE

Mess Manners
The scoop on Walter Jowers and dog poop. [12-07-98]
— Walter Jowers, NASHVILLE SCENE

A Guy's Holiday
Walter Jowers experiences Thanksgiving, just like any guy should. [11-30-98]
— Walter Jowers, NASHVILLE SCENE

Be Sweet
Scold-as-you-go may not be such a good attitude to take with the people building your house. [11-23-98]
— Walter Jowers, NASHVILLE SCENE

Potty Politics
Walter Jowers isn't about to set his butt on something called a "Trocadero." [11-16-98]
— Walter Jowers, NASHVILLE SCENE

Strung Along
The yo-yo rolls back into fashion. [11-09-98]
— Walter Jowers, NASHVILLE SCENE

Fake Scares, Real Scares
Walter Jowers' Halloween memories of cold nipples and wax candy. [11-02-98]
— Walter Jowers, NASHVILLE SCENE

Grown Up 101
If Bill Clinton had traveled the South in a van with four guys, Walter Jowers reasons, he'd've learned some self-control. [09-21-98]
— Walter Jowers, NASHVILLE SCENE

Tailpipe Trouble
Emission: impossible. [08-31-98]
— Walter Jowers, NASHVILLE SCENE

Traveling Cats
Walter Jowers says in truth there's only one setray cat making the rounds all over the world under different names. [08-24-98]
— Walter Jowers, NASHVILLE SCENE

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