The Mission Statement of Addison DeWittBY STEPHEN MACMILLAN MOSER |
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February 4, 2000:
1. I reserve the right to SHIVER constantly. 2. I reserve the right to look WORRIED all the time. 3. I reserve the right to HOP in circles. 4. I reserve the right to retain my SUNROOF. 5. I reserve the right to sound like a CHICKEN when I bark. 6. I reserve the right to express myself through PRANCING. 7. I reserve the right to become POSSESSED and have SEIZURES. 8. I reserve the right to URINATE on your bed. 9. I reserve the right to have Miss Caswell BITE my weenie. 10. I reserve the right to be treated like an INFERIOR because I AM the runt.
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Craig's Wife, Harriet Craig, The Little Foxes |
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